Tuesday, 17 June 2008

why levelling is like epilation... rly

As if three level seventies was not enough I'd like to get at least two more to seventy before Wrath comes out. Maybe more. I have my little Rogue and Warlock languishing at thirty, my Druid at twenty-three and Foxevil, my main alt project, is moving swiftly towards forty - I just haven't had a much time to play as I would like what with moving and everything that is going on real life.

Anyway, yesterday morning I was doing "girlie stuff". Yep, I do that, being a girl, and whilst going through the weekly pain of epliation (boys, this is where said, slightly batty woman applies said instrument of torture, which has a rotating head with tweezers on it, to hairy places so that it can rip all the hairs out - and yes we only do it because otherwise you complain about hairy legs, left to our own devices we probably wouldn't bother.) and I got to thinking how epiliation is very much like levelling an alt in WoW. Possibly an odd thought I will admit, but let's go there anyway:

It's painful, damn painful; it seems to take up inordinately more time than you were expecting; you always seem to miss a bit and have to go back again; you can end up bleeding all day long and still not have finished; you often wonder if the pain is worth it; you have to stop repeatedly because you just can't take anymore; even when you're finshed you're still sore from it and finally, the quest rewards just aren't as good as you remembered - in the case of epilation you go through all the pain and your boyfriend either doesn't notice or tells you that you missed a bit!

You'd think from all that I wasn't enjoying levelling alts. You'd be wrong, while it can be a bit arduous and boring at times it is still exciting to get aquainted with a new character, and in the case of Foxevil for me a new class too! I do wish there was more new Azerothian content, Dustwallow was a nice step in the right direction for Blizz but I still wish that they had added even more content, afterall WoW is a progressive game and there are always new people levelling or oldies going back for another go! I still wonder if I am a masochist, should I not be happy with having three seventies already? I guess I am an altaholic!

2 comments:

Nalik said...

srlsy, I didn't lol.

TMI ftl.

:p

Foxevil said...

*sigh*
Men are hopeless... ;)